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Fine Line: Sub-Prime Decline - The Richter Scales


A Richter Scales ode to the 2007 credit crunch, sub-prime implosion, and hedge fund blowups on Wall Street. http://www.richterscales.comDo... the MP3: http://richterscales.com/asset... a fine, fine linebetween investment grade and junkThere's a fine, fine line between liquidity and a crunchAnd you never know 'til you settle up if the credit is benignThere's a fine, fine line between a gain and a painful declineThere's a fine, fine line between the theories and the factsAnd there's a fine, fine line between what's solid and what cracksAnd now my holdings badly misbehave and my losses aren't confined 'Cause there's a fine, fine linebetween a gain and a painful declineFor years I piled on debt and smiled as my profits soared (I even bought a solid gold toilet, yeah)Now I see that I can't be levered this much any more(panicking, I'm panicking, I think I've soiled myself)Bernanke, please save me, cut rates, oh I implore...(please, even 50 bps)There's a fine, fine line between a bull and a bear And there's a fine, fine line between delight and despair I'm hoping I'll avoid the pain to come from trades yet to unwindBut there's a fine, fine linebetween a gain and a crippling, crushing, mortally wounding decline(help me) http://www.richterscales.comMi... by Tat TongInspired by Avenue Q

Channel: Music
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: sparckl

Length: 02:35
Rating: 4.6043167
Views: 82296

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circusoflife (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
devil is in the details...loving it...most would rather not KNOW the devil.
tarfin (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
THE HOUSING BUBBLE did not CAUSE this.THE HOUSING BUBBLE was just the PRETEXT.The Financial SYSTEM is BUILT for PERPETUAL ECONOMIC GROWTH and that is NOT possible in the REAL world. Watch "MONEY as DEBT"
saveurhomenow (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Don't Get Foreclosed On Modify Your Loan go to homesaver(DOT)tk
monkeyg333 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
lol "i even bought a solid gold toilet" hahaha
a0078 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
ha ha shit american, this time of payment
luxsub (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Great
D3adh0rs3 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
This is great!!!!!! lol
lexiustia (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
hahaha
RemiG2006 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
lol
ubornthick (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Were bankers paid bonusses for doing with their capital base what a shresding machines could have done over a slightly longer period of time The other ARM of philanthropic banking known as credit cards should be renamed shreddit cards Shreddit given where shreddits due .